Calvin and Hobbes

This caricature lacks a mound of used tissues…


Calvin and Hobbes

This caricature lacks a mound of used tissues…


poem by anonymous


poem by anonymous

It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
—Lemony Snicket (via jaredpadaleki)

(Source: runa-lovegood)

Deleting every text I send lol

Lol you blocked my texts

This is good for you

Increase my dosage RN

Hey B hug her when she’s crying that’s your job as a mere secondary side bitch

Screenshot this shit:

Update: Approaching drunkenness seven shots. this is a note to self

good everything is spaced out correctly now

"Get get get get out now"

I will never believe in you again. If you didn’t know, coffee’s for fucking closers

Girl, I could slick my hair back like the kid you sit by who rocks his receding hairline

lol my texts. They are entirely not what i mean to say, I mean I am deleting every text I send you but I can’t convey that obvy

will tomorrow ever come, I am only 1.5 hr int this rampage after taking a nap

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cat licking in a dogpile

no one likes a whiner

red eye war on drugs

altogether too preoccupied

I see you, Pete Wentz

  • Summer Nights by Black Cards: I only wanted fun, then you got me all messed up on love.
  • Where Did the Party Go by Fall Out Boy: You know I only wanted fun then you got me all fucked up on love.

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(Trying to) contain myself

Want you to be around

I want to be around

It’s not (so) difficult

Party and BS Rita Ora

lol he gets admission to your party

Where’s tonight’s party