Calvin and Hobbes

This caricature lacks a mound of used tissues…


Calvin and Hobbes

This caricature lacks a mound of used tissues…


poem by anonymous


poem by anonymous

It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
—Lemony Snicket (via jaredpadaleki)

(Source: runa-lovegood)

Deleting every text I send lol

Lol you blocked my texts

This is good for you

Increase my dosage RN

Hey B hug her when she’s crying that’s your job as a mere secondary side bitch

Screenshot this shit:

Update: Approaching drunkenness seven shots. this is a note to self

good everything is spaced out correctly now

"Get get get get out now"

I will never believe in you again. If you didn’t know, coffee’s for fucking closers

Girl, I could slick my hair back like the kid you sit by who rocks his receding hairline

lol my texts. They are entirely not what i mean to say, I mean I am deleting every text I send you but I can’t convey that obvy

will tomorrow ever come, I am only 1.5 hr int this rampage after taking a nap

Status Updates 28 / Good blog post

What’s up?

Every time I text you I expect the worst and wish I wouldn’t have to.but that’s what inevitably happens. so what who cares

I took a nap just now. Now I’m on the web.

My text must have been very rude lol so what who cares at this point

lol you won’t even explain yourself without me pulling teeth. everything is pulling teeth. I will be a great parent in this regard. I cannot think of a good reason for you not to respond to my text. You’re nothing if not shitty moves, full the the brim, your cup runneth over. this needed spelling out. How mad do you want me?

what ev’s

i’m sleeping my way out of this one

record breaking amounts of whiskey in 1 minute

someone old someone new

whose is that backpack leaning against mine

this time is for shits and giggles

i’m shweeting

deleted that once i sent it lol efface it

Status Updates

Snapping snapchats and sending them to no one

Burst into my bubble

I blow my bubble

Break my bubble

touch trees

insert sext about this lab report

Status Update 26

I’m working out my transition and getting passing grades so

Girl find solace in the fact I still like you a lot.

updating my status

Confused by the dicotomy of your references but can’t dwell on it eom

updating my status

long good day

girl you have no patience and can’t say yes

i was not talking to you online earlier tonight

remember when I wanted to be around you? Look where the time went lol

texting you is so fun

okay now were serious

question: why so many no’s

beauteous scare tactics

you never said yes. I TRIED to put in the time I had

i’m sure you had your reasons. this is my gripe. My iPod is dying. Do you want to date or not. I hate ultimatums. But want to be around you.

Seems more difficult than I can deal with, and you are impatient. Reiterate.

much impatient vs my patience when you said no to simple

Girl school is time consuming. if you can’t deal with it, your loss. and mine. Finding a job is time consuming. I asked you months ago to respect the time i had. lol

its always contending

beat it to death

entirely relying on your yes if you want to hang out

nothing else works imo

believe the two-faced

what’s new

"what’s good at home"

i just read a song translation and i liked it fyi

such literal word expulsion from me

literally bothered by the dicotomy demonstrated thus far

but that’s how it is i spose

maybe you’ll agree to “something” sometime

you talk but actions spoke louder thus far

I will only watch live theater that features strippers

so angry I lol

boil my blood all day

photograph me using this seating area

This is v distracting when trying to update your status

(Source: futubandera)

Status Updates 25

Pointed status update


compose my instagram entirely of iPhone screenshots

of Facetime calls